At Marios Schwab - Fall 2011 Ready-to-Wear Collection - Somerset House.
At Joanne Hynes - Fall 2011 Collection - Convent Garden.
At Meadham Kirchhoff - Old Billingsgate Walk, Monument.
At Amanda Wakeley - Somerset House.
Outside in the courtyard at Somerset House.
It is often said 'a pear a day keeps the doctor away.' Well, this morning I woke up with swollen lips the size of Miss Piggy's! Now this came as of little surprise to me due to a combination of different factors - cold, fever, mal-nutrition and sleep deprivation. I screamed so loud upon looking in the bathroom mirror that all the rodents and roaches hibernating in my house - "wait, hang on a second, you've got mice in your house?" - ran for cover.
That did not stop me from taking a clipper to the beard that I have been sporting for the last few days - more like weeks - "now you're going to look real wierd with those gigantic lips, David.'
With my body still not functioning to full capacity, I took up the consumption of a cocktail of different drugs and an assortment of fruits then headed out the door with more drugs in my system than a Colombian mule to the different venues of fashion week so as to serve you all a visual treat of my little fashion adventures.
I hope you've enjoyed yourselves. Now, can someone please, pass me those pears...